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If You Were A Contributor To The Cocoa The Clown Show, Please Read.

[Published 05-29-08]

I'm currently undertaking the massive, headache-inducing task of transferring all of the Cocoa The Clown Shows from Lie Urinal to their very own website (A sister site of Sin-Eater Productions.) So far it's been extremely tedious and time consuming, but once finished, I know all the hard work will be worth it. (Why else would I bother?)

Although some of the artists no longer communicate with each other (mostly in-group bickering and clashes in personality, among other things) I still believe what we created together in those twelve, action packed episodes was something of Greatness and it deserves a more suitable home than this shit-hole of liars, assholes, whiners, cock suckers and fakes that we call LJ.

It will stand as a pillar to our accomplishments in the form of one giant middle finger to all mediocrity in the online, underground and mainstream comic scenes. It will be a grand deceleration of "Fuck you- We don't need you. Not only do we not need you, but we're fucking better than you."

I'll not exclude anyone's work, no matter what personal feelings I may have towards the artist in question. (*Cough*Kamisama*Cough*) The only reason someone's comic will not be shown is if its creator requests to not have it published.

The shows will be reproduced in their entirety, verbatim (with maybe a little spicing up here and there) and with no bias on my part.
Each contributor will receive full credit for their work (of course) along with your email address (for anyone who may want to contact you for future work), and one link/plug of your choice.

I'm sending this as an email to all the main contributors as well as posting it on LJ and Myspace so any minor players that I may have forgotten can give their permission.

If in the case you do not want your work reprinted on the site, please reply and let me know. I'm very busy with multiple projects going on at once and I have neither the time nor the desire to hunt each and everyone of you down to give me the ok. Your lack of response will be taken as a "go-ahead".

And that's about it. Thanks for taking the time to read this and hopefully everyone can be in agreement that regardless of any vendentas we may have against one another, they pale in comparison to The Greater Good.

Over And Out,
St. Äma

 

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New Additions

[Published 05-13-08]

I am grievously at fault for not updating this site enough.
That has changed.

In recent months I've been a very busy boy, spending my time gathering material for this here Holiest Of Places.

March was one big treasure hunt for supplies and props to do the new Richardo sketches. Many trips to Good Will dressed as a rock star to scout out stuffed animals, religious fixtures and Hawaiian shirts.
A few test shots have been taken by Miss. Bonnie Bara who is credited as camera girl, set design consultant and fluffer.

Also in March, one of my Confessions Of A Porn Clerk articles, "Glory Holes And The Three Stooges", as well as several issues of Cocoa The Clown and Family Satan were published on NOTSAFEFORKIDS.COM in their newly added "COMICS" section. WWW.NOTSAFEFORKIDS.COM is a site that features delightful literature by Joe Christ, Jim Goad, Randy Dethrow, and the one, the only, Creator Of Cum, Sal Salera.
For those of you too stupid or impatient to read, there's also an IMAGES and VIDEOS section, with a plethora of funny content.

If you enjoy crude humor and pictures of women urinating on themselves, this site is definitely for you.

April was dedicated mostly to writing and drawing issue numero uno of my very first full-length printed comic, THE EYE. I call the effort my "Grand Ode To Fag-Bashing".

THE EYE

A porn clerk losses his job after having a mental break down after something he witnesses in the Adult video Arcade. After weeks of being down and out, he finally realizes his true calling--To bring order to Jack Shacks!

One thing I learned from popping my printed cherry is that it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to produce a comic on your own. More so than I had originally thought.
The first issue consumed hours and days, and while I am pleased with the outcome, it's still not as professional as I'd want it.

At the moment I'm drawing issue two and I can already see improvements with my newly gained experience. I don't want it to lose that "underground comic vibe" that gives it that kind of dirty edge, but there is still room for improvement within' my desired realm.

Also this month, I added an "Articles" section to Sin-Eater Productions. Bookmark it. Watch it as though you were a hawk stalking prey.

 

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B.D.A.H.D. MP3's.

Here.

 

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Site Opening.

[Published 10-31-07]

Welcome, ladies and gentleman - Friends and strangers - Peers and pissants - To Sin-Eater Productions; A website created and ran by yours truly, St. Äma.

As some of you know, I've wanted to create a website of my own for quite some time. For far too long really.
Well, recently, after some time spent procrastinating... Lots of time putting in much needed work on myself, and a bit of time simply not giving a fuck about anything....

I've finally put my nose to the grindstone and finished it for an official opening on Halloween.

 

This is just the begining...

 

Happy Halloween, Motherfuckers.

Best Regards,
St. Äma~

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